1 00:00:02,903 --> 00:00:05,105 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:20,287 --> 00:00:22,156 [Gene] I think I've been in this position too long. 3 00:00:22,222 --> 00:00:24,458 I can't feel my legs. Could someone look and tell me 4 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:26,193 -if they're still there? -Tina will. 5 00:00:26,293 --> 00:00:27,761 -Can I do it later? -Forget it. 6 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:29,163 If they're gone, they're gone. 7 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:30,530 Okay, you clump-a-lumps. 8 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:31,799 Get up and get dressed. 9 00:00:31,899 --> 00:00:33,234 We don't get dressed on Sundays. 10 00:00:33,334 --> 00:00:35,302 It's the day we worship the TV. 11 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:36,603 -[all gasp] -[Linda] Come on. 12 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:37,638 It's nice out. 13 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:38,939 We're going on a family walk. 14 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:39,806 [all exclaim] 15 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,942 But our family is terrible at that. 16 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,544 It's too hot for a walk. 17 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:44,878 It's too cold for a walk. 18 00:00:44,911 --> 00:00:46,513 It's a beautiful day and we're wasting it 19 00:00:46,613 --> 00:00:47,581 just walking around. 20 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:50,050 This is happening, and it's gonna be great. 21 00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:51,152 You always say that. 22 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:52,886 Your mouth is a lie hole! 23 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,555 Wait, does Dad know about this? 24 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:56,757 There's no way he signed off on a "walk." 25 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:59,660 Oh, yeah. Dad, can you deal with your wife, please? 26 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:00,661 -Tina. -Sorry. 27 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:01,829 Okay, I'm ready to go. 28 00:01:01,929 --> 00:01:04,031 -Traitor. -Sorry, kids. -Ha! 29 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:05,165 In your little faces! 30 00:01:05,198 --> 00:01:06,300 Yes, our family walks 31 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:07,334 have not always been great, 32 00:01:07,434 --> 00:01:09,269 and some have been very bad. 33 00:01:09,302 --> 00:01:11,472 We did have that sort of good one, 34 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:12,940 before it went bad. 35 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:14,441 So, yay, walk. 36 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:16,677 And, hey, I'm prepared this time. 37 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:18,512 I got sunscreen, I got Band-Aids, 38 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:19,679 I got a water bottle, 39 00:01:19,779 --> 00:01:21,215 I got a change of shorts for Gene. 40 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:22,950 -Gene, you know why. -I do. 41 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:25,619 And I got these new walking shoes. 42 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:27,388 You see? Walk, walk, walk. 43 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:28,622 Aren't they fun? 44 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:29,790 I hate them! Sorry. 45 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,291 I hate what they stand for. 46 00:01:31,358 --> 00:01:32,960 Oh! The restaurant! We can't walk. 47 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:34,328 We have to work in the restaurant. 48 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:35,428 I thought that place closed down. 49 00:01:35,495 --> 00:01:37,631 -Gene. -Wow. Tina's right, Mom. 50 00:01:37,664 --> 00:01:38,965 I'd love to go on a walk 51 00:01:39,065 --> 00:01:41,068 but, you know, got to work. Married to my job. 52 00:01:41,168 --> 00:01:42,703 We'll be back in time to open for lunch. 53 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:44,538 We're just gonna walk to the end of the Old Pier, 54 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,573 say hi to the ocean and come right back. 55 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:48,909 The Old Pier? The one with no fun stuff on it? 56 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:50,944 Unless you count old fishermen as fun. 57 00:01:51,044 --> 00:01:53,547 [sighs] Okay. We'll go on your death march. 58 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:56,517 If we can get toys at the souvenir place. 59 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:58,018 Toys? No. 60 00:01:58,051 --> 00:01:59,053 Candy at the candy place? 61 00:01:59,153 --> 00:02:00,320 It's 9:30 in the morning. 62 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:01,622 Muffins at the muffin place? 63 00:02:01,688 --> 00:02:02,656 -Yeah. -Yes, yes, yes. 64 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:04,892 Hmm, it is by the pier. 65 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:06,427 Their muffins are really good. 66 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:07,427 Muff yeah, they are. 67 00:02:07,527 --> 00:02:08,295 Okay, deal. 68 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:09,663 We're going on a family walk. 69 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:12,099 Everybody pee. Wait, me first. 70 00:02:12,199 --> 00:02:13,300 What happened, man? 71 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:14,769 [sighs] I said sorry. 72 00:02:14,869 --> 00:02:16,436 [Linda clicks tongue] Aw. 73 00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:17,905 You see, kids? It's such a nice day, 74 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:19,873 -even the bird's walking. -[Tina] And it's 75 00:02:19,907 --> 00:02:21,274 -eating an old diaper. -Oh. 76 00:02:21,341 --> 00:02:23,310 Yeah, gross. Still a nice walk, though. 77 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:24,478 -[Gene] Mm... -Hold on. 78 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:26,279 Something's funky with my new shoes. 79 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:28,182 Fun funky. Let me pull up my socks. 80 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:29,917 Well, hello. Look who's at 81 00:02:30,017 --> 00:02:32,185 -the sunglasses place. -[Tina] Coach Blevins. 82 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:33,554 And he's wearing some sort of shorts that 83 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:35,422 go all the way down? Wait, he owns pants? 84 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:37,891 -[Louise] Or rents them. -[Gene] I guess he's taking 85 00:02:37,925 --> 00:02:39,360 a day off from teaching science 86 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:41,462 and yelling at kids to "get after it." 87 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:43,663 You know, I heard a rumor that Coach Blevins 88 00:02:43,763 --> 00:02:45,232 makes sweat-scented candles. 89 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:47,367 Sweat-scented candles? Oh, my God. 90 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:49,269 I know. I'm not not interested. 91 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,905 Gene, we did that-- the sweat joke we made the other day 92 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,207 -about Blevins. -We went viral. 93 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:56,043 And not in a diarrhea way, for once. 94 00:02:56,143 --> 00:02:57,344 W-Wait, what happened? 95 00:02:57,444 --> 00:02:59,446 Well, let's just say Gene and I have both been 96 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:02,550 targeted by Blevins for our lack of perspiration. 97 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:04,318 One. And done. 98 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:05,886 Don't want to get too ripped. 99 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:07,755 They're called sit-ups, not lie-downs, Louise. 100 00:03:07,822 --> 00:03:09,790 -Get sweating. -Ugh. 101 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:10,457 [grunts] 102 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:12,459 Gene, come on. Get after it. 103 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:14,761 I'm just not feeling inspired yet. 104 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:16,196 And I don't love the choreography, 105 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:17,598 if I'm being honest. 106 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:20,434 Just once I'd like to see you break a sweat during PE. 107 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:22,869 Would you settle for seeing me break wind? 108 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:24,805 So, in the lunch line, Gene said... 109 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:26,006 What is that man's obsession 110 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,574 -with sweating? -And I said... 111 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:29,776 I think he collects it to make sweat candles 112 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:32,012 so his whole house can smell like PE. 113 00:03:32,046 --> 00:03:32,847 And Gene said... 114 00:03:32,947 --> 00:03:34,815 Yeah. And then he sells them on Sweatsy. 115 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:37,485 Kids must have heard us and spread it around as a rumor. 116 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:40,487 So, that sweat candle idea's still up for grabs? 117 00:03:40,587 --> 00:03:41,888 Wait, is that your sort of friend, 118 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:43,490 -Fifth Grade Megan? -Where? 119 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,659 Oh, Megan. 120 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:47,194 Is she following Blevins? 121 00:03:47,294 --> 00:03:48,596 You mean, like, on the socials? 122 00:03:48,696 --> 00:03:50,931 Megan's not allowed to follow teachers anymore. 123 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:53,067 That seems like one of those rules you shouldn't 124 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:54,768 -have to make a rule about? -Yeah. 125 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:57,571 She followed Ms. Santucci home every day for three days 126 00:03:57,671 --> 00:03:59,907 because she thought Ms. Santucci was a werewolf. 127 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:01,708 Now if she does it again she'll get suspended. 128 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:04,745 Ms. Santucci's not a werewolf. She's just European. 129 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:05,913 This is nice, right? 130 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:07,514 Yeah. No one's even complaining. 131 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:08,649 Ugh! These socks. 132 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:09,750 -Yep. -Hold on. 133 00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:11,284 -Are you okay? -I'm fine. 134 00:04:11,318 --> 00:04:13,187 Just a tiny little blister-- Ow. 135 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:15,322 Ew. I mean, mm, wow. 136 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,290 Sorry, socks, it's not your fault. 137 00:04:17,324 --> 00:04:18,558 We both know who's to blame here. 138 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:20,561 It's these shoes. You failed me, new shoes. 139 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,062 But I've got the Band-Aids, so we're good. 140 00:04:22,162 --> 00:04:23,764 Do you need anything? You want a sip of water? 141 00:04:23,798 --> 00:04:24,965 You want lip balm? 142 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:27,067 -A receipt for lip balm? -Um, no thanks. 143 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:28,535 -Tampon? -Maybe later. 144 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:30,904 [Louise] Huh. There's Blevins, but where's Megan? 145 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:33,707 -Was there ever a Megan? -She is a bit of a kook. 146 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:35,909 Once, during recess, she tried to convince a few of us 147 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:38,144 that chickenpox was invented by chickens 148 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:39,412 as a way to overthrow mankind. 149 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:41,782 That's not true. Right? [weak chuckle] 150 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:43,384 No, actually, it's a proven fact. 151 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:44,284 [all exclaim] 152 00:04:44,318 --> 00:04:45,719 Why are you guys following me? 153 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:48,222 -Why are you following Blevins? -I have my reasons. 154 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:51,158 You already got in big trouble for this exact type of stuff. 155 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:53,627 If Blevins catches you, it's Suspension City. 156 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:56,430 And that place doesn't even have a decent Whole Foods. 157 00:04:56,464 --> 00:04:58,032 -So what gives? -Okay, I'll tell you. 158 00:04:58,065 --> 00:04:59,700 But I'm not responsible for the danger 159 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,101 this information may put you in. 160 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:02,403 Uh-huh, yeah, sure. 161 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:04,304 So, you probably heard that Coach Blevins 162 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:07,007 is collecting students' sweat to make candles. 163 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,542 Oh, God. Megan, listen-- 164 00:05:08,575 --> 00:05:11,545 But, actually, he's handing it all over to Big Data. 165 00:05:11,578 --> 00:05:14,314 -Um... -They're mining our sweat for DNA. 166 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:16,884 They'll be able to predict who's gonna be a troublemaker, 167 00:05:16,951 --> 00:05:18,285 who's gonna be a goody-goody, 168 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:19,753 who's gonna go into performing arts. 169 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:22,756 It all goes into a database so schools can identify 170 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:25,026 potential "problem" students. 171 00:05:25,092 --> 00:05:26,293 And then silence them. 172 00:05:26,327 --> 00:05:28,929 Wow. Megan, that's... elaborate. 173 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:30,563 -Thank you. -And I love hearing 174 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:33,600 your many theories, which are all super rational, but-- 175 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,035 He's on the move, he's on the move. And once I have 176 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:36,770 enough proof, I'm gonna go to the cops, 177 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:38,271 I'm gonna go to the media, 178 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:39,673 anyone who wants to know the truth. 179 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:42,409 Tom Cruise? Even though he can't handle it? 180 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:43,944 Megan, wait. 181 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:45,478 Aw, damn it. 182 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:47,013 So, Megan heard our hilarious rumor 183 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,783 and now she thinks Blevins is part 184 00:05:48,883 --> 00:05:50,884 of a global sweat conspiracy? 185 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:53,187 And it could get her suspended, 186 00:05:53,287 --> 00:05:54,555 which is not great. 187 00:05:54,621 --> 00:05:57,024 Because it'll be all your fault, basically? 188 00:05:57,091 --> 00:05:58,825 No, no, no, no, no, no, don't say that. 189 00:05:58,925 --> 00:06:00,361 I mean, I did say it, 'cause it's true. 190 00:06:00,394 --> 00:06:01,161 Gah! 191 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:02,830 Ow, ow, ow, ow, 192 00:06:02,897 --> 00:06:05,766 -ow, ow, ow, ow-- -Lin, maybe we should just go home. 193 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:07,835 Aw. Ow! Ow, ow-- Why? 194 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:10,404 -Just an idea. Uh, because, you know, -Ow, ow, ow, 195 00:06:10,437 --> 00:06:12,005 -of the sounds you're making. -ow, ow. 196 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:14,608 Ugh, fine. I'll never forgive you for this, shoes. 197 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:16,142 I'm sure they feel bad about it. 198 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:17,578 No, they don't. Look at them. 199 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:19,546 They're laughing at me. Well, the kids'll be thrilled. 200 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:21,949 Hey, guys? We're-we're gonna head home. 201 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:24,485 Mom's new walking shoes aren't great for walking. 202 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:26,153 Oh. Uh, seriously? 203 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:27,754 But can't we keep going? 204 00:06:27,787 --> 00:06:28,955 You guys want keep walking? 205 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:31,058 Yeah. We love it so much, it turns out. 206 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:32,759 And it doesn't have anything to do with the fact 207 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:35,028 that a joke we made might get someone in huge trouble. 208 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:36,163 -What? -Nothing! 209 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,797 Aw, they love walking. 210 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,433 Kids, your mom really isn't up to-- 211 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:40,367 No, I'm fine. 212 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:41,869 I'm great. Better than great. 213 00:06:41,936 --> 00:06:43,904 -Family walk. -Is that blood on your sock? 214 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:45,873 It's just a little bit of new shoe blood. 215 00:06:45,940 --> 00:06:47,875 It's very normal for this type of shoe. 216 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:50,344 -Okay, let's walk, people. -All right! 217 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:53,013 -Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow... -Oh, my God. 218 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:58,486 -[grunting] -Can we, uh, pick up the pace 219 00:06:58,586 --> 00:07:00,020 a little bit here? You know, get the blood pumping? 220 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:01,588 Maybe no more blood for Mom, though. 221 00:07:01,688 --> 00:07:03,924 -'Cause of, um, you know. -Guys, I don't think 222 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:06,193 -your mom can go any faster. -Sure I can. 223 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:09,029 Ow, ow, ow. See? So fast. 224 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:12,332 And now I'm gonna sit on the bench, ow. 225 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,634 -Ooh, I could sit. -Gene. 226 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:15,035 -Or keep walking. -Hey, 227 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:17,571 you kids go ahead, we'll catch up in no time, 228 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:20,274 if your dad doesn't slow us down too much, right? 229 00:07:20,341 --> 00:07:22,542 [laughs] So out of shape, 230 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:25,412 -he is. [weak chuckle] -Mm. Mm-hmm. Yep. 231 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,747 And, uh, if we don't catch up, we'll meet you 232 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,416 at the end of the Old Pier, okay? 233 00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:30,651 Family walk. Yay. 234 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:31,918 -Okay. -See you later. -Bye. 235 00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:33,553 Oh, wait, here's some muffin money. 236 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:36,023 Muffin Money is gonna be my exotic dancer name. 237 00:07:36,090 --> 00:07:37,291 Don't steal it. 238 00:07:37,324 --> 00:07:39,026 We're never gonna make it to that pier. 239 00:07:39,092 --> 00:07:40,327 Yes, we will, damn it. 240 00:07:40,427 --> 00:07:42,529 Bob, you see the coffee place over there? 241 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:43,697 Yeah. You want a coffee? 242 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:44,931 No, we can't afford their coffee. 243 00:07:45,031 --> 00:07:46,934 -I want napkins. For my feet. -Napkins? 244 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:48,902 Yeah, I-I just need some more things 245 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:50,704 between my feet and the shoes that hate my feet. 246 00:07:50,805 --> 00:07:53,607 So, I should go in and take napkins without buying anything, 247 00:07:53,674 --> 00:07:54,942 like a criminal? 248 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:56,776 We let people come in and take our napkins. 249 00:07:56,876 --> 00:07:58,345 No, you don't. You yell at them. 250 00:07:58,446 --> 00:08:00,080 Yeah, but none of them were bleeding. 251 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:03,683 -Well, that one guy was. -I apologized once I found out. 252 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:06,319 Eh, you said, "Doesn't seem like that much blood." 253 00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:07,954 Just go and get the napkins, please. 254 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:10,691 How far up does this go? School board? 255 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:13,226 The Board of Education? Could be a whole smorgasbord 256 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,461 of boards in on this. 257 00:08:14,561 --> 00:08:16,863 Megan, listen, you... you got to stop. 258 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:20,434 That sweat candle rumor came from a very funny joke we made. 259 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:22,203 And it spread like sweaty wildfire. 260 00:08:22,303 --> 00:08:24,571 Louise, I know sweat candles aren't a real thing. 261 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,741 Who'd believe something crazy like that? 262 00:08:26,774 --> 00:08:28,041 Yeah, I know, right? 263 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:30,044 But all rumors have a touch of truth to them. 264 00:08:30,144 --> 00:08:31,512 And this one got me thinking. 265 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:32,746 All the signs were there, 266 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:34,181 I just needed to connect the dots. 267 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:36,450 Sweat can contain skin cells, hair cells. 268 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:37,885 That's why every time a drop of sweat 269 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:41,055 touches the basketball court, Blevins immediately wipes it up. 270 00:08:41,155 --> 00:08:43,557 And it explains why he loves dodgeball 271 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:45,058 so much. Sweat flying 272 00:08:45,159 --> 00:08:47,594 everywhere. And his precious mats? 273 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:50,063 All he has to do is wait until class ends, 274 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:52,500 swab those suckers, and it's a sweat-fest 275 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:53,934 ready for processing. 276 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,903 PE is a BO-scented DNA gold mine. 277 00:08:57,003 --> 00:08:57,804 [Tina] OMG. 278 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,739 But I haven't been able to figure out 279 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,542 where he's processing the DNA. 280 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:02,943 The school definitely doesn't have 281 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,578 that kind of equipment, and Blevins 282 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,947 doesn't seem to have a lab set up at his house or anything. 283 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,183 Whoa, whoa, whoa. You went in Blevins' house? 284 00:09:09,283 --> 00:09:11,552 Oh, my God, no. That's so creepy. 285 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:13,553 -I watched him through his windows. -Oh, Megan. 286 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:15,155 He's getting a call. Okay, it's probably his handler 287 00:09:15,189 --> 00:09:17,491 to coordinate the drop. He's talking on his phone 288 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,460 and he's looking in his bag. He's saying, 289 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,762 "Yes, I have the sweat samples right here." 290 00:09:21,828 --> 00:09:23,063 -He is? -I mean, I'm guessing. 291 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,165 I can't read lips. But I do read vibes. 292 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:27,067 Yeah, I can't think of any other reason 293 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:29,036 he'd be looking in his bag and talking on his phone. 294 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:31,004 -That's the only explanation. -I know. 295 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:34,041 He's gonna lead me right to his processing center. 296 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,142 -His bottom? -Megan. 297 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,310 We made an incredible joke. 298 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:37,911 Please don't get suspended over it. 299 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,281 Louise, your "joke" put me on a path 300 00:09:40,314 --> 00:09:41,881 toward truth and justice. 301 00:09:41,948 --> 00:09:44,251 If that gets me suspended, then... 302 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:48,355 -That was deep. -Megan, stop! Ugh! 303 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:49,957 -Your fault. -[Louise] Shh! 304 00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:52,493 Cheap Band-Aid that only sticks to the sock. 305 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:53,694 Here are the napkins. 306 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:55,162 Uh, I got a coffee. It's small. 307 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:56,363 I put it on the credit card. 308 00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:58,465 -We'll pay it off over time. -Thanks. 309 00:09:58,565 --> 00:10:00,700 -Oh, I also got sugar packets. -Ooh, free sugar. 310 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:03,303 -No, not for your mouth. For your feet. -Oh. For my feet? 311 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:05,272 Maybe? Seems kinda cushiony? 312 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:06,573 You know what, I'll try it. 313 00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:08,809 Get in there. You get in there, you two. 314 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:11,311 Hmm. Okay, a little less searing pain. 315 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,414 And the napkin's soaking up the blood 316 00:10:13,481 --> 00:10:16,283 and the sugar's squishy, so that's fun. 317 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,619 Yeah, it's all working out. 318 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:21,087 Let's go find the kids. Ow. 319 00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:23,557 [children panting] 320 00:10:24,325 --> 00:10:25,592 [Tina] Will you look at that? 321 00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:27,294 Everyone's jumping on the muffin train today. 322 00:10:27,328 --> 00:10:29,563 [Gene] Well, it is muffin season. Which means 323 00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:32,166 just a few more months till hot scone summer. 324 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,234 [Megan] Look at the cover story of that magazine. 325 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:37,771 "Bio-tech Breakthrough." Could that be any more obvious? 326 00:10:37,872 --> 00:10:39,606 [Louise] Oh my God, a science teacher 327 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:41,475 is reading a science magazine? 328 00:10:41,509 --> 00:10:42,543 Call the Pentagon. 329 00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:43,911 [Megan] Louise, if it's easier for you 330 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:45,312 to live in your little dream world 331 00:10:45,413 --> 00:10:46,914 where teachers aren't using our sweat 332 00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:48,749 to create a database, then maybe it's best 333 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:49,950 if you just stay asleep. 334 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,952 But some of us have to do something. 335 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:54,054 You can high-five the crap out of me later. 336 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,455 Okay, how about this? 337 00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:57,658 If you're so sure that Blevins is collecting our sweat, 338 00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,159 then let's set a trap. 339 00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:00,293 -[Gene] What? -[Tina] What? 340 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,461 [Megan] That's a great idea 341 00:11:01,562 --> 00:11:03,063 I should've already had. How do we do it? 342 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,864 [Gene] I'm assuming step one is we get muffins. 343 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:07,101 -[Tina] Step two, we eat the muffins? -[Gene] Copy that. 344 00:11:07,201 --> 00:11:10,570 No, we use bait that Blevins could never resist. 345 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:15,141 Sweat from the one kid who's never left a drop in PE. 346 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,277 What? 347 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:18,312 [grunting] 348 00:11:18,412 --> 00:11:19,647 [Tina] Are we gonna get in trouble? 349 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:20,914 What if Blevins gets suspicious? 350 00:11:21,015 --> 00:11:22,716 Tina, I'm trying to prove a point here. 351 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:25,552 Gene, you're barely moving. You actually have to sweat. 352 00:11:25,619 --> 00:11:28,555 I'm warming up. Also, I don't know any exercises. 353 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:30,758 Run in place or just do that dance 354 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:33,160 you're planning on doing when you meet Prince in Heaven. 355 00:11:33,227 --> 00:11:35,295 But I need Ken to be my "Jerome" for that. 356 00:11:35,329 --> 00:11:36,530 [Louise] Gene, just do it. 357 00:11:36,630 --> 00:11:38,031 Ugh, okay, I'll try it. 358 00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:40,300 [grunting rhythmically] 359 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,304 Now get Coach Blevins' attention. 360 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:47,274 Hi, Coach Blevins! It's me, Gene Belcher! 361 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:50,043 Uh, hi, Gene. Are you... 362 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,346 -doing the bird? -Just doing some working out. 363 00:11:52,446 --> 00:11:55,148 You convinced me. And... done. 364 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,817 Hoo. Good game, everyone. 365 00:11:56,883 --> 00:12:00,887 Woo! Time to throw this sweaty, sweaty T-shirt away. 366 00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:05,259 Bye, Coach Blevins. Off I go to the beach to catch my lunch. 367 00:12:05,359 --> 00:12:06,594 Um, bye? 368 00:12:06,694 --> 00:12:08,362 -Good work. -Yeah, you really went for it. 369 00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:12,766 [sighs] Thank you, but my eyes are up here. 370 00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:13,933 [Megan] And the trap is set. 371 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:17,004 [Louise] And... he doesn't care at all. 372 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:18,205 Well, this has been fun. 373 00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:19,673 Especially the us being super right 374 00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:21,342 and you being so very wrong, 375 00:12:21,442 --> 00:12:24,211 -but we need to go meet our mom and dad and-- -[Megan] Look. 376 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:25,679 [Louise] What? 377 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:27,481 He's just crossing the street to... 378 00:12:27,548 --> 00:12:29,883 to... What the heck? 379 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:33,153 -[laughs] I knew it. -What? 380 00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,455 No! My shirt! 381 00:12:34,555 --> 00:12:36,624 Now I'm gonna need sunscreen for my shoulders, 382 00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:37,891 Mary-Kate and Ashley. 383 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,226 Wait, I thought they were the Judds. 384 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:41,261 -My jugs are the Judds. -Oh, yeah. 385 00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:48,635 [Louise] I can't believe it. Coach Blevins took Gene's shirt? 386 00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:50,137 It doesn't make any sense. 387 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,305 [Gene] Like that movie Stop Making Sense. 388 00:12:52,406 --> 00:12:54,775 Okay, people, this is undeniable proof 389 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,443 that Coach Evan Blevins 390 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:59,479 is for a fact collecting the sweat of Wagstaff students 391 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,748 for the behavior predictive database. 392 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,417 -Ugh. -And, Louise, 393 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,851 we never would've had this breakthrough 394 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:07,287 -without your idea for the trap. -No. Shh. No, it-- [sighs] 395 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,156 -[Megan] Yeah. -I'm not here, I'm not part of this. 396 00:13:09,190 --> 00:13:11,225 Another thing that's your fault. Just saying. 397 00:13:11,325 --> 00:13:13,026 Yeah, thank you. Helpful. 398 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,228 [Linda grunting] 399 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,764 Oh, God. Stupid feet. 400 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,431 Is it just bone down there? 401 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,300 I don't want to look. It's nasty. 402 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,835 Well, why don't I just go get the car? 403 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:25,206 No, no. This could be the start of a new family tradition. 404 00:13:25,306 --> 00:13:27,174 We could be a family of walkers. 405 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:28,809 Walker Belcher Rangers. 406 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:32,546 And I can get new feet, better feet, Uma Thurman feet. 407 00:13:32,580 --> 00:13:34,414 Those can't be real, right? Come on. 408 00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:35,950 We're still kind of walking with the kids 409 00:13:36,050 --> 00:13:38,018 even though they're, like, four blocks ahead of us. 410 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:40,186 I-I can still feel them. They don't feel kidnapped. 411 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:43,890 Uh-huh. W-Well, what if, uh, you-you get on my back? 412 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:46,060 -Your back? -I know, it's not good, 413 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,961 but maybe today it'll be strong? 414 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,797 I'll crouch down a-and you climb on. 415 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,465 -You'll crouch down? -I know. 416 00:13:51,565 --> 00:13:53,834 It's sounding worse and worse, but let's try, okay? 417 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,168 -Oh, my God. -All right, here we go. 418 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,670 -Climbing on. -[grunts] 419 00:13:56,737 --> 00:13:59,339 Lin, you're choking me. Okay. Will you loosen your arms? 420 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:00,808 -Oh, sorry. Sorry. -It's fine. 421 00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:03,143 -Sorry. Oh... -It's great. Okay. 422 00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:04,778 Okay. Here we go. 423 00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:06,647 [grunting] We're walking. 424 00:14:06,747 --> 00:14:09,049 -Hi, hello. -[Bob grunting] 425 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,017 Doing great, Bob. Sort of. 426 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,320 Okay, there's a curb coming up. Use the ramp. 427 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,689 I can't turn. I'm committed. 428 00:14:15,789 --> 00:14:18,526 Come on, legs. You can do this. 429 00:14:18,626 --> 00:14:20,360 And... up. Nope. 430 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:21,561 And... up. 431 00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:23,463 -[straining] I'm dying. -Uh... Okay, put me down. 432 00:14:23,564 --> 00:14:25,699 -Put me down. Bob, you okay? -[grunts] 433 00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:27,168 I heard crackly sounds. 434 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:29,135 No, that's normal, I think. 435 00:14:30,571 --> 00:14:33,307 Maybe Coach Blevins just needed a shirt that would fit 436 00:14:33,407 --> 00:14:34,608 a ten-year-old boy for some reason? 437 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,644 Nice-ish gift for his least favorite nephew? 438 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,046 It's probably for his dog. 439 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:41,748 I do have the exact same torso as an adult corgi. 440 00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:43,483 I just... [sighs] I don't get it. 441 00:14:43,584 --> 00:14:45,152 There's got to be some explanation. 442 00:14:45,186 --> 00:14:47,554 Hey, Louise, I know the truth can be scary. 443 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:50,557 But being afraid of it doesn't make it any less real. 444 00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:53,427 And if we do nothing, if we just cover our eyes, 445 00:14:53,494 --> 00:14:55,829 the bad guys win, and then all our fates 446 00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:59,199 are decided by Coach Blevins wiping our sweaty balls. 447 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,234 -[Tina] And... he threw it away. -[Megan] What the... 448 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,003 -Ha! -How dare he. 449 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,371 It's made of cotton. 450 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:05,906 [grunts, groans] 451 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,774 Ugh, forget it. I'll go barefoot. 452 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,276 Throw these things into the ocean. 453 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,345 Or into a volcano. Damn you. 454 00:15:11,445 --> 00:15:13,147 It's too far to go barefoot, Lin. 455 00:15:13,214 --> 00:15:14,781 Plus, the ground's pretty gross, 456 00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,950 and you have a lot of open wounds. 457 00:15:17,051 --> 00:15:19,653 [sighs] Then leave me. Find a new wife. 458 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:20,954 Someone with shoes that fit. 459 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,190 -Okay. Oh. -Bob, I was kidding. 460 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,693 Don't leave me. You won't like your new wife. 461 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:29,062 She won't laugh at your Mrs. Doubtfire impression like I do. 462 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,331 It rolls pretty good. 463 00:15:30,431 --> 00:15:32,366 Oh, Bob, shopping cart. You're a genius. 464 00:15:32,466 --> 00:15:33,633 [imitating Mrs. Doubtfire] Hello! 465 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,001 Ah, there she is. 466 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,870 [normal voice] You want a ride to the pier, ma'am? 467 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:39,740 Oh, Bobby. It's like I'm a princess. 468 00:15:39,807 --> 00:15:41,075 Oh, don't roll over that poop. 469 00:15:41,175 --> 00:15:42,542 Oh, too late. 470 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,579 [Louise] Well, Megan, seems like all you've uncovered 471 00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:48,582 is Coach Blevins' sinister plan to clean up the boardwalk. 472 00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:50,918 [laughs] So, I'm gonna go back to the gloating 473 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:53,053 and saying I was right about everything. 474 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,689 And putting this back on. Ooh, pepperoni. 475 00:15:55,756 --> 00:15:58,058 -Was that there before? -[Tina] Gene, no-- Okay, fine. 476 00:15:58,159 --> 00:15:59,927 That's why he threw away Gene's shirt. 477 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:00,994 Look. He saw us. 478 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,730 [Louise] Oh, please. It's so blurry you can't tell 479 00:16:03,831 --> 00:16:05,833 -where he's looking. -That's what he wants you to think. 480 00:16:05,866 --> 00:16:09,170 He's clearly trying to sabotage this investigation. 481 00:16:09,270 --> 00:16:11,004 By... tidying up the community 482 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:13,040 and just being helpful in general? 483 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,309 Uh, yeah, tidying up his mess. 484 00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:16,543 But I'm not gonna let him win. 485 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,045 We're not gonna let him win, okay? 486 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,414 'Cause I'm gonna edit this deceptive part out, 487 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,216 where he's clearly trying to throw us off, 488 00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:25,653 and the world will see the unvarnished edited truth. 489 00:16:25,753 --> 00:16:27,288 Megan, this is getting serious. 490 00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:28,789 This is an innocent person. 491 00:16:28,889 --> 00:16:30,324 And also, damn, you're in fifth grade, 492 00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:32,059 and you have a phone that can do all that? 493 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,527 I'm 13, and I don't even-- 494 00:16:33,627 --> 00:16:34,561 -Tina. -Yup, right. 495 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,096 Sorry, Louise, it's my duty 496 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,331 to share this with the world. 497 00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:39,233 -And... post. -Megan, no! 498 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:41,335 Oh, man, big file and no signal. 499 00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:43,136 Oh, bummer. Eh, I guess you can't post. 500 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,639 I got to go. Please, don't follow me. Thank you. 501 00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:47,341 Damn it. She's looking for Wi-Fi. 502 00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:48,775 We can't let her post that video. 503 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,177 She's running to the muffin place. 504 00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:53,213 -Muffin's gonna stop us now. -Try the banana rhubarb. 505 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:56,750 -It's sweet, but not too sweet. -Thank you. -[panting] 506 00:17:00,921 --> 00:17:03,190 Megan! Megan! Don't post that video! 507 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,292 [sniffs] Ah... That smell. 508 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:06,927 I want to ask that smell to prom. 509 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,762 I'm already engaged to that smell. 510 00:17:08,796 --> 00:17:10,030 We're having a beach wedding. 511 00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:12,432 -Damn it, the Wi-Fi's locked. -Oh, good. 512 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,734 You have to buy something to get the password. 513 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:17,037 -Oh. -But the Wi-Fi is exceptional. 514 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,806 Is it possible I can cut in front of you? 515 00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:21,275 I'm just-- I'm sort of on a mission of justice here. 516 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:24,044 Oh, that's cute. Sorry, no. 517 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,412 -Ha! -Hmm. 518 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:28,482 Ugh, that lady just got the last banana rhubarb. 519 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,116 Are you kidding me? 520 00:17:31,185 --> 00:17:34,287 Aw, Bob, look at the baby. Hi, sweetie. 521 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:36,690 -So... how old is yours? -He's kidding. 522 00:17:36,757 --> 00:17:39,326 I'm not a baby. I'm just a grown woman in a shopping cart 523 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:42,462 'cause my feet are bleeding. Yeah, my feet are bleeding. 524 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,165 Yes, they are. Yucky, bloody feet. 525 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,200 -[Bob] Oh, here we go. -[Linda] Bye, baby. 526 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:52,606 [bumpy voice] Oh-h-h-h, it's bump-y-y-y. 527 00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,307 -Too much? -Maybe-e-e-e. 528 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,610 Wait, no, I think I like it. 529 00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:59,012 -Megan, you've got to delete that video. -[scoffs] 530 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,682 Actually, unrelated, can I see your phone real quick? 531 00:18:01,749 --> 00:18:04,551 I just want to make sure my contact info's up to date. 532 00:18:04,585 --> 00:18:05,952 -Bup-bup-bup-bup. -Just real quick. 533 00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,454 -It's up to date. -Are you sure? 534 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,223 Yeah. God, what's taking so long? 535 00:18:09,323 --> 00:18:11,558 -People, it's just a muffin. -Don't listen to her! 536 00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:13,893 -It's so much more. -It's everything. 537 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:16,097 Megan, would it be cool to uncover 538 00:18:16,197 --> 00:18:19,366 a nefarious surveillance ring at Wagstaff? 539 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,435 Uh, yeah. It would be very cool, 540 00:18:21,502 --> 00:18:23,303 but think about how much planning 541 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,038 and precision it would take 542 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,441 for the people who work at our school to pull that off. 543 00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:29,276 They haven't even figured out morning drop-off. 544 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,611 It's just people honking. 545 00:18:30,711 --> 00:18:32,813 But they will figure out how to expel you for this. 546 00:18:32,913 --> 00:18:34,047 [employee] Here you go. 547 00:18:34,148 --> 00:18:35,549 The Wi-Fi password's on the receipt. 548 00:18:35,649 --> 00:18:37,417 I know. I come here a lot. 549 00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:40,020 Thanks for noticing. Hurtful. 550 00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:42,155 -Hi. What can I get you? -A muffin, please. 551 00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:44,558 Well, what kind? We have over a dozen different flavors-- 552 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,227 Whatever. Any muffin. It doesn't matter. 553 00:18:46,327 --> 00:18:49,063 Any muffin, it doesn't matter... 554 00:18:49,163 --> 00:18:51,031 Okay. Challenge accepted. 555 00:18:51,098 --> 00:18:53,300 Megan, please. I don't want you to get suspended, 556 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,601 and I don't want to mess up 557 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:57,538 an annoying but innocent gym coach's life, okay? 558 00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:00,674 Listen, I like that you question stuff. I really do. 559 00:19:00,741 --> 00:19:03,644 That's one of the reasons that I like being friends with you-- 560 00:19:03,744 --> 00:19:04,945 kind of friends with you. 561 00:19:05,045 --> 00:19:06,747 But sometimes, you got to turn some of that 562 00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:07,914 on yourself, you know? 563 00:19:08,015 --> 00:19:10,150 You got to question your questioning. 564 00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:13,153 $2.75, please. Enjoy your cinnamon passionfruit. 565 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:14,922 -Or don't. I did my best. -Thanks. 566 00:19:15,022 --> 00:19:18,692 Megan, please. Please don't post that video. 567 00:19:23,164 --> 00:19:25,532 -Oh, phew. -Hello. What can I get you? 568 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,334 -Oh. Uh... -Muffins! 569 00:19:27,435 --> 00:19:29,403 -[panting] -Sorry, he's just excited. 570 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,271 Uh, Gene, calm down, buddy. Bring it down. 571 00:19:31,305 --> 00:19:32,872 I guess you saved me from getting into 572 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,175 a buttload of trouble, or whatever. 573 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,476 Hey, don't worry about it. 574 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:39,213 But, uh, yes, I did, and you're welcome. 575 00:19:39,313 --> 00:19:42,049 I hope we can stay kind of friends? 576 00:19:42,149 --> 00:19:44,318 Have you ever seen a video of a live giant squid? 577 00:19:44,418 --> 00:19:47,221 -No. -[laughs] Well, you're about to. 578 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,021 Okay. 579 00:19:48,088 --> 00:19:49,356 Whoa. Look at that thing. 580 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:51,091 Kind of makes you want a giant squid, right? 581 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,160 -Yeah. -'Cause I have a plan for that. 582 00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,428 How big is your bathtub? 583 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,597 [Linda] Thanks for getting me here, Bob. 584 00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:58,632 Riding in that shopping cart made me feel like E.T. 585 00:19:58,732 --> 00:20:00,901 -Your feet look like E.T. -[Louise] Hello, parents. 586 00:20:00,968 --> 00:20:02,569 Hey, you slow pokes finally caught up. 587 00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:05,005 Ooh. There better be a muffin in there for Mommy. 588 00:20:05,072 --> 00:20:06,874 Of course. How does vanilla nutmeg 589 00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:09,076 with a little bite taken out of it sound? 590 00:20:09,176 --> 00:20:10,277 That's not that little. 591 00:20:10,344 --> 00:20:12,046 -So you made it, huh, Mom? -Kind of. 592 00:20:12,146 --> 00:20:13,914 Your father pushed me here in the shopping cart. 593 00:20:14,014 --> 00:20:15,883 You guys keep getting hotter and hotter. 594 00:20:15,916 --> 00:20:18,084 It was a good walk, huh? A good walk? 595 00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:20,054 Yeah. Sorry we were jerks about it this morning. 596 00:20:20,154 --> 00:20:22,022 It was way less bad than I thought it would be. 597 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:22,956 Really? 598 00:20:22,990 --> 00:20:25,159 Yeah, I'd family walk this family again. 599 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:26,427 Me, too. I'd walk the walk, 600 00:20:26,494 --> 00:20:28,161 and I'd talk the talk about the walk. 601 00:20:28,195 --> 00:20:30,764 Well, I'm gonna take the shopping cart back 602 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,099 and go home and get the car 603 00:20:32,199 --> 00:20:34,535 before your mom's feet fall all the way apart. 604 00:20:34,635 --> 00:20:35,902 Anyone want to go with me? 605 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,405 -Ooh. We just walked... -No, yeah, I'm-I'm done. 606 00:20:38,472 --> 00:20:40,774 -Can we all fit in the cart? -[sighs] Um, no. 607 00:20:40,874 --> 00:20:42,309 Yay! Everyone in the cart! 608 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,678 -I don't want to-- -Driver, take us home. 609 00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:47,915 Okay. [straining] It's just hard to push all of you, 610 00:20:48,015 --> 00:20:48,816 but it's fine. 611 00:20:48,882 --> 00:20:50,417 [Linda] You're gonna like the bumps. 612 00:20:50,484 --> 00:20:52,152 Little pee comes out. Not too much. 613 00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:54,688 [Gene] You packed me extra shorts. Dad, go nuts. 614 00:20:54,789 --> 00:20:56,290 ♪ Family walk ♪ 615 00:20:56,357 --> 00:20:58,425 ♪ With the family ♪ 616 00:20:58,526 --> 00:21:00,026 ♪ Family walk ♪ 617 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:02,062 ♪ Walk the walk and talk the talk ♪ 618 00:21:02,163 --> 00:21:03,831 ♪ Family walk ♪ 619 00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:05,633 ♪ With the family ♪ 620 00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:07,234 ♪ Family walk ♪ 621 00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:10,070 ♪ At first, they balk, then they love that walk ♪ 622 00:21:10,771 --> 00:21:12,439 ♪ Gonna take a family walk ♪ 623 00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:14,174 ♪ Get some blood right on our socks ♪ 624 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,077 ♪ Then we ride in a shopping cart ♪ 625 00:21:16,177 --> 00:21:18,813 ♪ That's how we do the family walk ♪ 626 00:21:18,913 --> 00:21:20,680 ♪ With the family ♪ 627 00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:22,049 ♪ Family walk ♪ 628 00:21:22,149 --> 00:21:24,218 ♪ Hey, what's in that muffin box? ♪ 629 00:21:24,251 --> 00:21:27,454 -♪ Family walk. ♪ -[Linda] It's just a little bit of new shoe blood. 630 00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:28,656 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 631 00:21:28,756 --> 00:21:30,123 and TOYOTA.